Learning to tie your shoes is a b****….

251D96A5-9A50-42E6-B241-FD11690F47D4Learning to tie your shoes is a b**** son. But you don’t get to give up. You don’t get to concede. Especially without putting up one hell of a fight. This is frustrating the hell out of me too. I want to scream, shout, and bang my head against the wall. But we both have to exercise patience. Who would have know this would be our biggest feat to date?! I mean, we’ve  tackled breast feeding, illnesses, diabetes, and even heart break. Who would have know that shoe tying would shake us up?! This sucks kid but you don’t get to give up. That’s not an option. You are too amazing, courageous, and brilliant to bow out gracefully. We will die on our feet before ever living on our knees. Plus, there really isn’t another option. What else could you do? Wear those ugly Velcro’s for the rest of your life? You will never get a wife like that kid. You will be known as “cute Cayden who wears the velcro shoes” and you don’t want to be that guy. So here is what we are going to do. We are going to take a break for the night. However, we will resume tomorrow after some meditation, rest, and possibly wine for mommy. This is only the tip of the iceberg because the training wheels are coming off the Blaze and the Monster Trucks bike in June. Namaste my boy… namaste 🤦🏽‍♀️

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