This Is Our Year!!!!!!!!!!!

The year of 2019 shall be full of self-love, self-care, prosperity, mental peace, love, growth, and happiness in your work life! We will open business, get the new job, purchase new homes, marry, have beautiful babies, take vacations, laugh more, reconnect with friends, and BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! Let’s take care of ourselves and each other this…

She Can’t Be Your Mother and Your Wife; Pick One Bruh

You have to choose one. She can’t be your girlfriend, your wife, and your mother. You have to pick. You want her to be Wonder Woman and June Cleaver simultaneously? Nah, pick one. She has to mother the actual children in the home, function with a false smile plastered on her face at work, and…

FABULOUS Mommy Feature!!!!!!!!!

Cydni Polk…Mama in charge!!!!!!!! Here at the Insane Mama we absolutely LOVE praising mothers for being amazing in every single way possible. It’s not easy being Mrs. Everything to a little crumb snatcher but God knows it’s worth it! We salute you Mama! City: Blue Island, Illinois [ But a South Side Chi Town Girl till…

Peppa pig… I can’t stand her…here’s why

  Have you ever watched Peppa Pig? I mean, if we skip past the fact that the entire show is not esthetically pleasing to the eye and jump into the stuff that actually matters, the show is unbelievably uneducational as well as damaging to positive behavior. We have enough issues, as parents, monitoring our kids conduct during…

Where is the Village? Keeping our babies safe…

  We are failing. Not intentionally of course. Nevertheless, the fact of the matter is we are unsuccessful in our plight to keep our children safe. I get it. Especially from the perspective of a single parent who has been placed in a position to “do what I have to do” far too many times…

Why Incentives for Good Grades Might Be a Great Thing

  It’s report card time! I’ve been seeing many parents presenting questions like “why should I reward my child for doing what they are supposed to do anyway?” My response to that is clear and simple… To propose such a question proves that you as a human being function on a biased and unrealistic level….

Cold, Flu, or Allergies: How to Tell the Difference

  This is the time of year I love and hate the most. Hot chocolate, Christmas movies, onesie pajamas, and home-made pies are just a  few reasons I love the fall. Sneezing, running noses, coughing, and watery eyes are just a few reasons I hate this time of year. Especially when all of these symptoms…

P.T.A….Smee T. A….whatever

  This is totally random. But…I am not the PTA mom. Believe me, I’m fully aware that there are several parents who work full-time jobs and still enjoy the splendor of being a part of the school mom gang. Good for them. Somebody has to do it right? It just won’t be me. Momming is…

The Kid is Having A Shitty Monday…Insert Tears Here

  This morning was shit. Like pure sugar honey iced tea. I mean, we all know that Monday’s suck but this morning wasn’t a regular sucky Monday. It was worse. Today my five year old had an “Oh my God it’s so horrible being five!” kind of morning…. I’m assuming it started last night when…